Welcome and Thanks!

***** A Notice****** Thanks to so many for coming to this blog over the past year and becoming such great blog friends. I have learned much and laughed often. Yet as the author of 2 blogs I have often felt... well... disjointed. In an effort to marry the 2 sides of my life, and to hopefully continue on in my relationship with you the reader, I am now combining my blogs into 1 new one. I do so hope that you will join me here. I just love hearing your happy voices as often as I can! See you soon......................

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Once Again... It's Time for Everyone's Favorite Segment... Ask Ruby!

Now, what you've all been waiting for. Ruby once again, with deep insight into the human condition, will now take your most profounditities of profundities for her canine consideration! Nothing is off limits as Ruby accepts any and all of your human queries. Some sample questions might include... Ruby, how does one achieve love without longing... or...Ruby, are you a squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or the middle kind of gal? Ruby has the answers and eagerly awaits your question. Just go to the comment area below and Ruby will RSVP with rapidity!


  1. Hi all you doggies - thanks for volunteering for our whack-a-squirrel army! We need all the help we can get so consider yourself our newest recruits. Happy hunting!! Tank

  2. P.S. I have a question for Ruby... why does it seem like my food dish is always empty? just wondering, Tank

  3. Tank, Ruby here. The siteeation of which you have referenced is known as "chowmosis." One has merely to walk by the bowl and said chow is thusly absorbed through the masticational cavity. It's very complex but I assure you...it happens to all caniniferous creatures.

  4. Thanks Ruby... that's good to know. I thought there might be something seriously wrong with me. My peeps tell me all the time that I've already eaten, but I don't remember it. Hmmm, this explains a lot.

    Are you always available or do you only work on certain days? I would like to have your schedule for future reference. Tank

  5. Dearest Ruby,
    Do your people get mad when you poo on the carpet?? Mine sure do! Why is this??

  6. Dear "Anon,"
    I am the perfect dog and therefore I don't poo on the carpet. However, my "Springer Brothers" are not as perfect as I and have pooed in inappropriate places in the past.The people do make these shrill noises when it occurs and run through the house with a spray bottle and a roll of paper towels. I personally don't know what the difference is... just cause they make the same smell in the little "swirly pool," doesn't make them any better than me! Sorry "Anon," I lost my Weimaraner cool for a moment.